Grease the 9 muffin trays with margerine - to stop the muffins sticking to the tin.
of plain flour
Monkey's public spirited warning
*Monkey says be especially careful when disposing of banana skins, as there are a number of recorded incidents of people having "slipped on banana skins" - it would appear that the discarded banana skin is the slipperiest substance known to man, slipperier in fact than a greased weasel, a fox in a henhouse, a barrel full of king snakes or a pumpkin seed in the rain. Monkey offers thanks to BA Baracus, the world's leading authority on slippery substances and slipperiness for his help in compiling this slippery substance dossier, and would like to drive the point home with these pictorial examples of banana skin folly at its most out of control.
Make-up : Moira Stewart
Photography : David Blunkett
Fiendishness supplied by : C M Burns